Forget the Buyside, Ima Stay in the Sell-Side Trenches and Keep it BUSSIN' on yall! BLAM BLAM BLAM

Edit: This was a horrendous word salad. TL;DR: I went from Accounting to FP&A to IB and then got a PE offer but got tired of fucking around so I'm staying in IB

For all of these reason, I aint runnin' bruh. BIG told me in shootouts to stay low and keep firin'. So that's what Ima do. Ima get back in those trenches, load the clip up and keep it BUSSIN' at yall brothas daily!!! BLAM BLAM BLAM BUCK BUCK BUCK!! KEEP FIRING BOYS!!!!

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  • Prospect in IB-M&A

It was quite the word salad indeed, before the edit. Nonetheless, I enjoyed hearing your story. Good job man !

JohnCBelfort, what's your opinion? Comment below:

This post is quality entertainment. MD material right here

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  • Analyst 3+ in IB-M&A

I mean I like this energy more than "Wah wah wah I wanna quit"

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  • Associate 1 in PE - LBOs

You realise your life is not a video game?

  • Associate 1 in PE - LBOs

My life is like a video gameTrying hard to beat the stageAll while I am still collecting coinsTrying hard to save the girlObstacles, I'm jumping hurdlesI'm growing up to be a big boy

I battle with the evil waysI travel far and try and saveSorry, but your princess isn't hereI take a rest, I push the pauseLevel up and move alongIn hopes that the next stage, I will clearI fucking passed, asshole

I'm just trying to keep from dying

It's just a game that we play, and for heaven's sakesLooking for a better way to play itLife is for keeping score and forevermoreStop complaining and start changing it

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  • Analyst 2 in IB-M&A

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